The more I talk about them; the more ridiculous I realize my friends are.
I mean, I guess for a group of 20 year old boys that spend most of their days playing video games and talking about the different evolutions of Charzard, they're pretty normal. But in a general sense, we're all really weird. I also want to point out that I also have friends that are girls, but the boys do most of the weird stuff. The girls just either play along, or ignore them.
Three of the boys made up a game called "shank." The point of this game is mostly to run up to some one, poke them, and yell "SHANK."
The Shankee can then not be shanked or shank another person for ten minutes.
I think the point is to be the last person unshanked, but I really don't know.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm fairly good at the Shank game, mostly because I punch really hard (for a girl anyway) and when I get shanked, I punch you in the arm. The boys don't like that very much. (Did I mention that they are very stereotypical video game playing gentlemen, pale, skinny, white boys)
Most of the shanking takes place a meal times. Mostly you sit down and instantly shank the two people next to you before you get shanked, then block the across the table person and left hand shank them. Then, everyone eats.
At the awards dinner last night, Video Game Boy won this huge award, and instead of hugging him when he came back to the table, I shanked him. It was epic. And I do believe you can see how the Shank Game can turn dangerous quickly.
In other news, I made myself a "SUPER AXE HACKER" t-shirt today for the play. I'm pretty sure I'm going to wear it a lot after the play is over...
Jen posted a youtube video that was "a day in the life of Jen." I feel that if I made this video, it would be a video of me sleeping and punching people.
ALSO
Georgie, Jen and Thursday are coming to see the play this weekend!! Excited. I must now finish painting. :)
and that is the end of the story
Today was awesome because there was Bananas Foster at dinner. (I need to start finding reasons for awesome that aren't food...) Today was awesome because Noelles and I pulled a super double shank on a boy on the way back from dinner. (much better)
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Thursday, April 23, 2009
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
I have a question for you
What do boys smell like?
I mean, they have this smell, but what is it? When I walk into a room not knowing who occupies it, it becomes clear that a boy lives there by the smell. Its a smell girls don't have, because we mainly smell like fruit and candy (that's what I soap smells like anyway).
The reason I ask is because the boy smell comes up a lot in my novel, and I just don't know how to describe this smell! I would ask the boys in my class what they think they smell like, but that's weird, and my most guy friends smell nice, i feel this is mostly because they have girlfriends, or boyfriends for that matter.
So what do boys smell like? is it the scent of washing your hair with bar soap? Because I don't understand that either.
On a completely unrelated note: I've been playing with the axe we're using in my play, and I have discovered that my roommates have grown so use to me that they don't even question 1. why I have an axe or 2. why I'm playing with it.
They're view of what is normal is now completely messed up. I like it.
I posted my sassy lady video which has a cameo by the axe check that here: http://tinyurl.com/d8erqt
I must go the the Environmental Awareness Group meeting and go paint things for The Lorax.
And that is the end of the story
Today is awesome because I'm wearing a skirt, and I don't feel really gross.
I mean, they have this smell, but what is it? When I walk into a room not knowing who occupies it, it becomes clear that a boy lives there by the smell. Its a smell girls don't have, because we mainly smell like fruit and candy (that's what I soap smells like anyway).
The reason I ask is because the boy smell comes up a lot in my novel, and I just don't know how to describe this smell! I would ask the boys in my class what they think they smell like, but that's weird, and my most guy friends smell nice, i feel this is mostly because they have girlfriends, or boyfriends for that matter.
So what do boys smell like? is it the scent of washing your hair with bar soap? Because I don't understand that either.
On a completely unrelated note: I've been playing with the axe we're using in my play, and I have discovered that my roommates have grown so use to me that they don't even question 1. why I have an axe or 2. why I'm playing with it.
They're view of what is normal is now completely messed up. I like it.
I posted my sassy lady video which has a cameo by the axe check that here: http://tinyurl.com/d8erqt
I must go the the Environmental Awareness Group meeting and go paint things for The Lorax.
And that is the end of the story
Today is awesome because I'm wearing a skirt, and I don't feel really gross.
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
arg!
So I have some dilemmas, the first is kind of an academic one. Mostly by the 30th of April I have to have a 140 page novel written, of which I've written 77 pages. So yea, I'm mostly stuck on where to go from the point that I'm at.
The book is mildly based on my emotional feelings, and at this point in the story, my main character has sort of passed my current emotional feelings, so I don't really know where to go next. It's hard to explain without giving away major moments of the book, and since I want to, like, do something with it eventually, I feel giving away major plot points may be a bad idea.
Secondly, is phone calls. My friend Jen, who currently is the only subscriber to this blog, keeps calling me to talk about important things. I as a friend, want to talk to her about these important things, because she did the same thing for me, however, I'm always hanging out with my friends, or at wal-mart,or a very special episode of House is on (I thought it was a repeat this week, but it wasn't. It was an important episode as far as television show episodes go), or sleeping when she calls and I feel bad because I can't have a regular conversation about what's going on. And I feel bad, and like a bad friend.
I mean I'm not trying to be a bad friend, I want to be there, but it's like I also feel bad saying no to my other friends that also want me around, and to convince them that washing your hair with bar soap isn't good. But I also need to be there for Jen in her time of need. And I'm kind of being a jerk to her, and I don't want to be. :( I is sorry Jen. I will call you later.
I've never been in the position where I have more that like 3 friends at a time, so friend time management isn't a skill I possess. When I had 3 friends we all hung out together, and only really hung out when we were at school or volleyball. Now I'm 22 and most of my friend live in the same building as me. And trying to make it so that I don't upset people by making plans with everyone when one friend really needs me and I don't want to be a jerk to my other friends that I'm physically hanging out with by talking to my other friend on the phone. And they get mad when they know I'm just sitting alone in my room doing nothing. But I'm normally not doing nothing because I have to write 70 pages in the next month!!! If I wasn't so damn weird in high school...
Thirdly, I really want a kitten, but the people I will be living with next year, are allergic to cats.
In an unrelated area... why do boys think its okay to wash their hair with bar soap? Seriously?
Why doesn't it occur to them that it's a bad idea? What do they think shampoo is for?
And that is the end of the story
Today is awesome because: I used body wash that smells like fruit loops today :)
The book is mildly based on my emotional feelings, and at this point in the story, my main character has sort of passed my current emotional feelings, so I don't really know where to go next. It's hard to explain without giving away major moments of the book, and since I want to, like, do something with it eventually, I feel giving away major plot points may be a bad idea.
Secondly, is phone calls. My friend Jen, who currently is the only subscriber to this blog, keeps calling me to talk about important things. I as a friend, want to talk to her about these important things, because she did the same thing for me, however, I'm always hanging out with my friends, or at wal-mart,or a very special episode of House is on (I thought it was a repeat this week, but it wasn't. It was an important episode as far as television show episodes go), or sleeping when she calls and I feel bad because I can't have a regular conversation about what's going on. And I feel bad, and like a bad friend.
I mean I'm not trying to be a bad friend, I want to be there, but it's like I also feel bad saying no to my other friends that also want me around, and to convince them that washing your hair with bar soap isn't good. But I also need to be there for Jen in her time of need. And I'm kind of being a jerk to her, and I don't want to be. :( I is sorry Jen. I will call you later.
I've never been in the position where I have more that like 3 friends at a time, so friend time management isn't a skill I possess. When I had 3 friends we all hung out together, and only really hung out when we were at school or volleyball. Now I'm 22 and most of my friend live in the same building as me. And trying to make it so that I don't upset people by making plans with everyone when one friend really needs me and I don't want to be a jerk to my other friends that I'm physically hanging out with by talking to my other friend on the phone. And they get mad when they know I'm just sitting alone in my room doing nothing. But I'm normally not doing nothing because I have to write 70 pages in the next month!!! If I wasn't so damn weird in high school...
Thirdly, I really want a kitten, but the people I will be living with next year, are allergic to cats.
In an unrelated area... why do boys think its okay to wash their hair with bar soap? Seriously?
Why doesn't it occur to them that it's a bad idea? What do they think shampoo is for?
And that is the end of the story
Today is awesome because: I used body wash that smells like fruit loops today :)
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